Bang Bang - 1st Official Stage Presentation

So this week Bang Bang made his first official stage presentation. He got three rave reviews - I'm so very proud of him! He's so fresh. Just wants to eat all those finches up.
I just had a trial at Trinity. Trinity is the cafe that I have gone to regularly with every girlfriend / want to have as boyfriend I have had since moving to Auckland. They've seen me around. They know I like double flat white (girls). They use an automated tamper and do shots automatically too. It makes me ill. So I did this trial where I stood with my arms crossed and almost fell asleep. But who can claim a workplace that from walking out one's door and into work takes, on average, 30 seconds?
Cosset still rules. And PACE. Who might be putting on I HEART again in April. And paying us. Just saying.
These are real 3d glasses. I see the world as it is.
I wish I was a hot librarian.
Molly McDowall, you cunt.