Thursday, June 23, 2011

Final

Third and final bit of proof
Taken awhile ago - needed to go last though

Spending a lot of time on blogs for shows. These can be found at:

www.sweatyheartproductions.tumblr.com
&
www.theliveseries.tumblr.com

The LIVE Series first show TASTE ME opens next week! eek!

Friday, June 3, 2011

Proof #2

Loves those moments when you re-fall in love with dance

aka Proof #2

Saturday, May 21, 2011

"LOL"

SEXY FRUIT AD TOPS PUBLIC COMPLAINTS
MICHAEL FOX

Sexually suggestive fruit and a burger supposedly good enough to convert a vegetarian feature in adverts that have caused the greatest offence.

The Advertising Standards Authority's annual report shows it received 1164 complaints about 792 advertisements last year on topics ranging from sex to bank loans for IVF treatment.

Unsurprisingly, porn king Steve Crow was behind the ad found to be the most offensive. The billboard promoting the Erotica Expo in Auckland featured a naked woman's pelvic area covered with a dissected melon. Her finger was inserted in the centre of the fruit.

The ASA received 71 complaints from people claiming it was offensive and dehumanising.

Those complaints were upheld, but claims regarding seven of the 10 most complained-about adverts were not.

Five of the top 10 had a sexual theme, while the others included a beer ad thought to be too masculine, a Weetbix ad thought to encourage risky behaviour and a rapping radio jingle containing a derogatory word.

Misleading advertising was the most common issue, while liquor ads prompted 96 complaints – 70 per cent of those coming from five individuals, the report said.

ASA chief executive Hilary Souter said it had been a busy year for the board. New trends had included a rise in complaints about advertisers' websites, including the popular one-day deal sites that had sprung up recently.

There had also been complaints from Cantabrians in the wake of February's earthquake about ads seen as insensitive in the context of the disaster.

"I think one was about an NZTA car crash ad where a person is trapped, and that was just after the earthquake, and the complainant felt that was a bit insensitive."

She said the nine members of the complaints board – five members of the public and four from the advertising industry – often disagreed, especially on complaints regarding taste and decency.

Massey University advertising senior lecturer Euan Robertson said the best ads could be polarising but the industry had generally moved past using shock as a marketing tool.

"Unfortunately it is still used but, generally in the ad industry, if it's done that way, it's well researched and is done for effect.

"To be honest, I see it with my students and it's usually the most immature students that come up with the shock value and we kind of go, `Forget it.'

"It's not original, it's not new and it's really immature."

Because advertising was a mass medium, it could never please everybody, he said.

The 10 Most-Complained-About Ads of 2010

EROTICA EXPO

71 complaints – upheld.

A mobile billboard in central Auckland showed a naked woman with her pelvic area covered by an opened melon. Her finger was in it. Complainants called the image offensive, discriminatory and "dehumanising – reducing women to their genitalia". The Advertising Standards Authority ruled the ad was degrading and intended to cause outrage.

ASB BANK

39 complaints – not upheld.

The TV ad depicted a couple having triplets after applying for a loan to fund another round of previously unsuccessful IVF treatment. Almost 40 people complained for a variety of reasons, including those who claimed it exploited a vulnerable group and promoted the accumulation of debt in a time of austerity. The ASA ruled the spirit and intent of the ad was one of hope and the advertiser was entitled to promote the possibility of financial assistance for such a thing.

DUREX

24 complaints – settled.

The ad for condoms which appeared on the buses and billboards featured a couple in a naked embrace. Complainants argued it was offensive and inappropriate for a public place where children could see it. The advertiser claimed it was promoting safe sex and said it was not embarrassing or offensive, but agreed to remove the ads.

FRESH-UP

17 complaints – not upheld.

The TV ad showed a man being massaged by a male masseur who was so thirsty his lips were sticking to his gums, exposing his teeth and making him sound odd. Feeling uncomfortable, the man turns to the masseur and is told: "You just try and relax if you can." The ad's punchline was "Thirst is creepy". Viewers complained it made a joke out of sexual harassment. The ASA agreed the scenario was uncomfortable to watch but ruled the ad did not contain the sexual behaviour or implications suggested by the complainants.

WHITTAKERS

16 complaints – not upheld.

This TV ad depicted a naked man and woman jumping into pools of chocolate. They then run a finger across each other's chocolate-covered bodies and lick them. Complainants said it was inappropriate to have naked people in an ad and objected to the way they touched each other. The ASA said the ad was not gratuitous and ruled that it was not likely to cause serious offence.

TUI

15 complaints – settled.

An ad on Tui's website featured a woman in lacy underwear with her arm covering her breasts. One breast was slightly exposed and a message read: "Distracting the boys from the task at hand since 1889". Complainants argued the ad was sexually provocative. Two other ads for the beer which featured scantily clad women also drew complaints. DB Breweries removed the ads, saying they appeared because of a computer error.

BURGER KING

13 complaints – not upheld.

The fast-food outlet claimed its new Rebel Burger was "so good, even the most dedicated vegetarian could turn". Complainants said the ad belittled vegetarianism, and that the claim they could be swayed was "offensive, insulting and discriminatory". The ASA noted the strong objections and "sincere concerns" but said the ad was intended to be humorous. It was not likely to cause widespread offence.

DB EXPORT

13 complaints – not upheld.

The TV ad was about the infamous Black Budget and the creation of DB Export in response to a tax on beer. The slogan read: "Let nothing come between a man and a great beer". People complained it had an "unduly masculine theme" and breached the Code for Advertising Liquor. The ASA said the story was about the vision of the man who created the beer, and as beer predominantly appealed to men, such ads were therefore more likely to appeal to them.

HAMPSTA

12 complaints – upheld.

The radio jingle featured a singing, child-like cartoon voice and encouraged listeners to join the Hampsta savings scheme. It included the line: "But now my mum's joined Hampsta cause it's the smartest way to save a little bit each week to pay for Christmas Day. Now when we get to Christmas life won't be a b****, I get heaps of toys and food cause we'll be Hampsta rich." Several people said they were shocked to hear the word in this context and that it risked normalising the word for children. The ASA ruled the ad did not observe a sense of social responsibility.

SANITARIUM

12 complaints – upheld.

The TV ad showed children skateboarding and cycling on an open road around a blind corner, with some on them wrong side of the road. Viewers complained the depiction was too realistic and might prompt children to re-enact the scene, in spite of a warning on the screen saying that it was filmed in controlled circumstances. The ASA said the ad had not been prepared with a high sense of social responsibility.

* This story has been updated to remove a photograph of the Erotica Expo advertisement.

- The Dominion Post



Tahini

I just made mushrooms with tahini, yeasted herb salt, coriander and feta. After demolishing them I thought i should have taken a picture of one of the few and far between success stories.
Fail. (Turf, Sod).

I think I now have a structure for this new work for Joan of Hearts - most exciting. Am analysing it with Lyne in mind but am scared about creating too much of a point .. closes off people's options. Or maybe I'm just too scared. No wonder I fail at essays. Turf, Sod.

Today I did an 8 hour hospo shift without any breaks or food. Lunch at 5pm is an interesting one. In the midst of this madness I was thinking about this:
Isn't it awesome when you find music that makes you nostalgic for something or someone or someplace that you have never encountered?
I have a couple of favourites for this namely
PJ Harvey
Jodi Mitchell

Tori Amos

ha. angsty lot. isn't that an awesome skill? to transcend time and space.
I like dance for this also.

On my mind: sucking tea bags, hankies, conductors, Atlas, rituals, bearded ladies, loss.
Turf, Sod.

Friday, May 20, 2011

Additude

Trade Me job listing:
Junior Administrator

Got proven admin experience and a good additude to match?

Auckland City | Listed yesterday
either they are idiots or trying to be really cool
(and thus idiotic)
this kid has additude

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Cellphone Photos

Linkwell there better not be any feminist nudity ...


spaceship slash district 9 rugby stadium


Amazingly dressed child I tried to photograph for the longest time
For Mol
(I wish you could see his face. He had the best sunglasses on)


Thank you Mt Albert
cheap cock
(taken today)

Thursday, May 12, 2011

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Pants for Brains

Today I bought new pants. Its been awhile. The detailing is awesome. You can see my nipples. Apparently they're huge.
Today i did a seminar in Devonport on:
New Media Marketing
*Twitter*Facebook*LinkedIn*Blogs*
i.e. my kind of marketing
Legal issues around product
Old School Marketing

so I came home and ate amazing pumpkin soup and organised
Metro listings
draft media releases
a marketing plan
2 blurbs for shows
an audience profile thingy

My brain is FRIED
I like this guy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM6TCGltfHM&feature=artist

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Pica(choo) Seven Sofas

Woman addicted to eating couches
By What the...?! | View Archive April 15th, 2011, 9:21 am

A Florida woman has been diagnosed with a rare disorder where she is addicted to eating the inside of sofas.

Adele Edwards, who has been eating the inside of couches for 21 years now, had to seek medical help after her cravings started spiraling out of control.

'In the last year I've eaten seven sofas,' says Edwards, according to the UK's Daily Mail.

'I unzip the cushions and snack on the foam inside. And once I start I just can't stop,'

The unusual disorder, pica, is a heightened disorder that is more commonly found in pregnant women.

When certain nutrients are lacking, some pregnant women have been known to crave things like dirt.

Edwards' compulsion for couches started at age 10, when her parents were going through a difficult divorce.

Following her cousin's lead of chewing on a piece of foam for fun, Edwards discovered a new addiction.

'I liked the flavour, I liked the way it felt in my mouth,' she says.

Edwards is now undergoing hypnotherapy to cure her addiction.

... which made me think of ...

and the episode in which a couch eats a poor unsuspecting girl.

Which in turn made me consider

which isn't big enough and there is no point to this post
apart from observing
the strangeness of how things tag together
2 degrees and all that

Friday, May 6, 2011

A turf; sod

World English Dictionary
fail 1 (feɪl) [Click for IPA pronunciation guide]
vb
1. to be unsuccessful in an attempt (at something or to do something)
2. ( intr ) to stop operating or working properly: the steering failed suddenly
3. to judge or be judged as being below the officially accepted standard required for success in (a course, examination, etc)
4. ( tr ) to prove disappointing, undependable, or useless to (someone)
5. ( tr ) to neglect or be unable (to do something)
6. ( intr ) to prove partly or completely insufficient in quantity, duration, or extent
7. ( intr ) to weaken; fade away
8. ( intr ) to go bankrupt or become insolvent
n
9. a failure to attain the required standard, as in an examination
10. without fail definitely; with certainty
[C13: from Old French faillir , ultimately from Latin fallere to disappoint; probably related to Greek phēlos deceitful]

fail 2 (fel) [Click for IPA pronunciation guide]
n

( Scot ) a turf; sod
[perhaps from Scottish Gaelic fàl ]

So I was thinking
Everyone tells you to fail and try again and fail better and whatnot
But are you allowed to fail emotionally?
I feel people don't pat you on the back and be like hey, you'll get back up, you won't hurt people so much next time, it's ok everyone fails - its the only way to grow!
Somehow we're all supposed to be magically good at relating to people from the get go and thus end up in ideal marriage with A+ kids.
If i have children i will stretch them.
They will be gods.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Affirmative

YES

adverb, noun, plural yes·es, verb, yessed, yes·sing, interjection

–adverb
1.
(used to express affirmation or assent or to mark the addition of something emphasizing and amplifying a previous statement): Do you want that? Yes, I do.

2.
(used to express an emphatic contradiction of a previously negative statement or command): Don't do that! Oh, yes I will!

3.
(used, usually interrogatively, to express hesitation, uncertainty, curiosity, etc.): “Yes?” he said as he opened the door. That was a marvelous show! Yes?

–noun
5.
an affirmative reply.

–verb
(used with object)
6.
to give an affirmative reply to; give assent or approval to.

–interjection
7.
(used as a strong expression of joy, pleasure, or approval.)

Origin:
before 900; Middle English yes, yis, Old English gēse (adv. and noun), probably equivalent to gēa yea + sī be it (present subjunctive singular of bēon to be)

APPARENTLY THIS IS AN IMAGE OF YES:

Monday, May 2, 2011

Yoni Weddings, Poets & Heartbreak

Thought's on Yoral .. oops Royal (kinda like yoni) Wedding

~ My people ... a month from now, our country will have its 500th anniversary. On that sundown, I shall marry a lady who was once a commoner like yourselves but perhaps you will not find her common now.~

Read more: http://www.finestquotes.com/movie_quotes/movie/The%20Princess%20Bride%20/page/2.htm#ixzz1LBKhxZfN

3 Beautiful Poets
Sarah Kay
Andrea Gibson

Today I think I came to terms with breaking up with I HEART
golly

Monday, April 25, 2011

HOME

I have just spent the Easter weekend at home in Wellington with my family.

Over this period of time I have discussed:
  • Archetypes versus stereotypes
  • Post-World War New Zealand and Japanese relations
  • What is art?
  • Is pedestrian movement / attempted non-movement dance?
  • Are homosexual relationships less inclined to length and commitment?
  • The state of present day Romania
  • Should milk be put into leaf tea first or second?
  • Forcing food on toddlers versus their sense of self and "no"
  • Performance Art as a viable option for ex-dancers
  • Whether the dance industry would support a business created to document works and
    how performance art documentation becomes part of the art itself
  • Facebook's new found ability to make or break relationships
  • Whether supporting local produce or quality produce is better for the world at large
  • Pros and cons of stripping in Auckland versus Wellington

I have attempted to:
  • Be more helpful around the house
  • Spend more time with people and be really present
  • Not get too self involved
  • Write a poem everyday (as have been for past month or two) BUT most of all - write poems that aren't so insanely personal that maybe I could consider showing some people
  • Be a masseuse for the Howards
Amen. He has risen indeed. Nice to be home :)

Sunday, April 17, 2011

NEW NEIGHBOURS, NEW GOAL

Dollar Save (which we live above) was closed for awhile and has now re-opened. I'm really glad, I like Dollar Save, it has served me well for crafts, hybrid costumes and cheesy presents. It means we have new neighbours. And by neighbours I mean they're turning our Car Port (not actually one - generally used for sordid secrets, cigarettes and spirits from the bottle) into some semblance of "home". There is a bed beside the toilet in which Chris and I planned to do many superbly fringe performances. Now instead we have a collection of people who fall asleep in their cars looking into our kitchen (and so they should sleep, they're there on average 20 hours a day), eating Roast Hut, banging loudly and .. sitting on the bottom of our stairs first thing in the morning. Her t-shirt said Love Life.

I have a new goal
It is that every week at my supermarket shop I have to buy something I don't usually buy
It doesn't mean that it has to be some unpronouncable foodstuff from papua new guinea
Can be a new pepper grinder (and god knows we need one)
But it must be bought
And used.
I am sick of everything I cook with.
So this week it is .. the humble parsnip
For some reason parsnips often seem to win rude vegetable competitions
Found a balsamic reduction
Roasted them
Saladed it
Poured the sauce over
Not bad not brilliant either. Probably should have gone for the age old honey-roasted parsnip but wanted to break out.
Still - I say yay for parsnips. Adding them to my diet.

In other news am considering naming my new work 'Karpet, Kraven and Karla Klamidia'
Thank you Molly for 30 fabulous new names
No one else found us funny but that is always the best jokes

Saturday, April 16, 2011

I MUST

I have taken to listening to the National programme in the morning while I make breakfast. This morning Kim Hill got a txt that said:
"Kim - who are you after twelve and who were you before this programme began?"
Which made me think
How many dances about the holocaust have there been?

I MUST MAKE DANCE WORKS ABOUT:

the Holocaust
Cutting
Ballet-esque love duet
Grieving with ghostly figure
Dancers in a box
Dancers restrained by ropes
Divorce
Awkward human relations / crushes / secrets
Consumerism
Cultural references
Cross-over street dance / contemporary
Body image issues (how could i forget!)
Returning to the wild/primal
Something over their faces
Wiping off makeup symbolically
Feminism
Lecturing at length in works
Eating on stage
Shaking
Taking your clothes off
Putting your clothes on
Broken hearts
Making a heart shape with your fingers
Falling in love
The state of today's youth
Globalisation
Global warming
Recession
Oil
Death
Birth
Being a teenager
Kiwi culture
Sexuality
Idealism
Tv Culture
Pedestrians crossing at traffic lights
Over-population
Mixing up different dance styles
Women partnering men
Dance being about reach
Surrealism
Desire
Ancestors
anyting to do with birds
Insomnia
Vampires
Food
Superstars/heroes/villains
Futuristic
Meditation
Nothing
Can't think of any more right now, help?
Isn't it a shame when people don't talk?

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Anne Teresa De Keersmaeker

International Dance Day Message
2011 International
by ANNE TERESA DE KEERSMAEKER
APRIL 29, 2011


I think dance celebrates what makes us human.
When we dance we use, in a very natural way, the mechanics of our body
and all our senses to express joy, sadness, the things we care about.

People have always danced to celebrate the crucial moments of life and our
bodies carry the memory of all the possible human experiences.
We can dance alone and we can dance together. We can share what makes
us the same, what makes us different from each other.

For me dancing is a way of thinking. Through dance we can embody the
most abstract ideas and thus reveal what we cannot see, what we cannot
name.

Dance is a link between people, connecting heaven and earth.
We carry the world in our bodies.
I think that ultimately each dance is part of a larger whole, a dance that has
no beginning, and no end.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQCTbCcSxis
Still love it. Really excited for solo.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

What is the capital of NZ?

Random iq quiz on a website:
WHAT IS THE CAPITAL OF NEW ZEALAND?
a) Wellington b) Timaru c) Westport

classic.

AMAZING NEW MUSICIAN


Today my esophagus clicked.
Too far, body, too far

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Stalking the Yield

I have taken to stalking people at Mt Albert shops bus stop



And today i taught Dom to plie and rise. Needs to work on his yield.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

BG Lovin' from Dunners


Did a skim look at Dunedin Art Gallery ..

JOHN PULE
b.1962, Niue

Lives and works in Auckland, New Zealand

Beginning his career as a poet and novelist, John Pule expanded his practice in the late 1980s and early 1990s to include drawing, printmaking, painting, performance and film. Born on the coral atoll of Niue, Pule migrated to Auckland, New Zealand, at a young age.

The experiences of migration and dislocation, as well as the exploration of his Niuean cultural heritage, continue to act as catalysts for Pule's practice.

Hahaha BG

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

"YES PLEASE" Thai Takeaways

I would like to get to the point
Where you can
Invite people you know
To come to your shows for free
Rather then rely on them
To be the only people to pay.

I have been nervous all day on behalf of Rapt dancers.
It has been the hugest honour xx

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

"I just re-arranged my dick in my pants. Shit got awkward."


According to facebook it is Hug A Lesbian Day
So I hugged Chris as my man identifying as a lesbian friend
And Elise as my straight female identifying as a lesbian friend

"I just re-arranged my dick in my pants. Shit got awkward."

I love hanging out with dancers. To be continued ..

Got bored. Cut my hair.
Rough as.
Scrunch and jab with sharp objects approach.
Masculine as.

My fullstop button has decided to stop working properly .. Now i've never been much of a fan of fullstops, i rather like long rambling sentences with very little structure which are super open to interpretation .. but i like double dots .. and it infuriates me that I can't use them to their full potential.

I heart I HEART DUNEDIN soon. disorganised. invite people.

Skin scent stamped
Wallowing in the night
Hands sparking stars into an
Excused, an exhaled space.
Closure is no option,
Ears feeding the silence with
Crackling faces, smiles to
Split seconds.
Warbled, the night moves,
Shifts in her sleep.

Monday, March 14, 2011

SO

I was sitting in bed on Sunday morning drinking stove-top People's (greaaat birthday present) and reading the Sunday Star Times.

It is relaxing and horrific.

On the second page there is an article entitled:
Appeals face tougher time
by Jonathan Marshall.

It begins thus:
"CHARITY FOR Christchurch - especially from international donors - was last night under threat as the global focus diverts towards Japan."
SO I'm wondering ..

Are we the most FUCKING IMMATURE, SELFISH NATION EVER?!!!

JUST A THOUGHT
[aka link]

Sunday, March 13, 2011

ELEVEN SUBJECTIVE FACTS

Facts are subjective
Here are some facts
  1. Etched are super duper cute
  2. I got pegged by the Smoke and Mirrors cast last night
  3. Sean MacDonald has a lovely smile
  4. It feels like the lovely David Huggins is a friend from a long time ago. But he isn't.
  5. I spend far too much time thinking about other people's sex lives
  6. I can't name 3 English 60s pop bands
  7. I need a projector for Dunedin and I haven't organised it yet
  8. Some guys yelled at me for being a "fucking homo" last night. I considered a deep conversation about sexuality and my theories on the Scale but resisted. Was surprisingly hurt.
  9. Walking around Mt Albert at 6am is fun when you can sing the Priscilla Queen of the Desert soundtrack at the top of your lungs
  10. Stalking people's lovers on facebook is no fun when you don't know their name / can't see their pictures
And finally ..
This girl has got some style...

DANCAH: Anitra Hayday
Photo cred: Ruby Railey


Friday, March 11, 2011

Bang Bang - 1st Official Stage Presentation

So this week Bang Bang made his first official stage presentation. He got three rave reviews - I'm so very proud of him! He's so fresh. Just wants to eat all those finches up.
I just had a trial at Trinity. Trinity is the cafe that I have gone to regularly with every girlfriend / want to have as boyfriend I have had since moving to Auckland. They've seen me around. They know I like double flat white (girls). They use an automated tamper and do shots automatically too. It makes me ill. So I did this trial where I stood with my arms crossed and almost fell asleep. But who can claim a workplace that from walking out one's door and into work takes, on average, 30 seconds?
Cosset still rules. And PACE. Who might be putting on I HEART again in April. And paying us. Just saying.
These are real 3d glasses. I see the world as it is.
I wish I was a hot librarian.
Molly McDowall, you cunt.

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Walkerillo


This is my friend Rachel Walker who did the design for the paper women poster when we did it in the MAUforum 2009.
This is her website
http://walkerillo.com/
she is great
I'd quite like her to design me a tattoo

Today I am exhausted and stressed about my piece

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Bluey Portraits

Bluey portraits in the Parlour (I love this flat)
For more fabulousness see facebook ..