A turf; sod

World English Dictionary

fail 1 (feɪl)
— vb
1.	to be unsuccessful in an attempt (at something or to do something)
2.	( intr ) to stop operating or working properly: the steering failed suddenly
3.	to judge or be judged as being below the officially accepted standard required for success in (a course, examination, etc)
4.	( tr ) to prove disappointing, undependable, or useless to (someone)
5.	( tr ) to neglect or be unable (to do something)
6.	( intr ) to prove partly or completely insufficient in quantity, duration, or extent
7.	( intr ) to weaken; fade away
8.	( intr ) to go bankrupt or become insolvent
— n
9.	a failure to attain the required standard, as in an examination
10.	without fail definitely; with certainty
[C13: from Old French faillir , ultimately from Latin fallere to disappoint; probably related to Greek phēlos deceitful]

fail 2 (fel)
— n
	( Scot ) a turf; sod
[perhaps from Scottish Gaelic fàl ]

So I was thinking
Everyone tells you to fail and try again and fail better and whatnot
But are you allowed to fail emotionally?
I feel people don't pat you on the back and be like hey, you'll get back up, you won't hurt people so much next time, it's ok everyone fails - its the only way to grow!
Somehow we're all supposed to be magically good at relating to people from the get go and thus end up in ideal marriage with A+ kids.
If i have children i will stretch them.
They will be gods.